: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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