she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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