How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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