i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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