Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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