Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i don't like sucking hair
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is it penis luge time yet?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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