remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Bring me that man meat
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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