i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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