SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize