watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
