im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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