So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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