he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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