We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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