You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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