After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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