I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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