did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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