If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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