i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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