when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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