Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I could fuck to npr.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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