Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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