Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
