I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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