just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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