ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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