I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
