i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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