names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
