I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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