I forgot how hot balto sounded
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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