You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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