Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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