one might say we're banned from that church
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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