Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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