Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
my liver is dry heaving
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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