haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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