This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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