But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
