That's intense
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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