A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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