Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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