Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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