I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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