Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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