THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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