You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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