okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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