What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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