Where is the hickey?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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