So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I have post one night stand depression
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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