But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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