I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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